Monday, February 28, 2011

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

It will turn back the lies to the person that is telling them.

You will need:
-underwear of the lying person (if not buy a pair and write the name of the offending person in the crotch of the underwear with a black marker.
-bottle of the hottest Tobasco sauce you can find.
-bit of thistles and nettles, and cinquefoil ( to urge them to tell the truth)
-black pepper rubbing alcohol a lighter or matches.
-old cauldron or an outside grill.

What to do:
Pour the Tabasco sauce on the crotch of the underwear. Let it dry. Sprinkle the herbs and black pepper. Sprinkle with a bit of alcohol (just a tad) Use the lighter or matches (better to have a long match) Burn in an old cauldron or outside grill. (you can improvise, such as an old pot you don't use) As the underwear burns say:

(The person's name) I've had enough
I rise above you, I've gotten tough
The wagging tongues of the flame bite back
I refuse to take this hateful flack
Your lies are a conflagration
Bringing you to degradation
Your deceit recedes it's clinging grasp
And I am free, the truth at last.

Scatter the ashes off your property, better to bring it to a field or cemetery.

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